Billy Mays lives inside your TV.
If you're not totally satisfied with your purchase, Billy Mays will come and Awesome Auger your face.
When you buy, Billy knows.
Billy Mays didn't give his wife wedding vows, he gave her a sales pitch.
Billy Mays is a solid investment for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
They don't videotape Billy Mays, Billy Mays teleports himself into your living room with his beard.
Billy Mays' ancestors sold the idea of fire to the other cave men.
Billy Mays is leasing shade to trees.
Billy Mays is the defacto head of the free market.
When Billy Mays dies, they are putting his face on the $19.95 bill.
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