Thursday, June 18, 2009

Billy Mays Facts

Billy Mays can sell ice to Eskimos.

Billy Mays can sell water to the ocean.

Billy Mays can sell Big City Sliders to McDonald's.

Under Billy Mays' beard is not a chin, but another mouth that shouts, 'Kaboom! And the stain is gone!'

Billy Mays is his own cell phone.

Billy Mays is a football referee in his spare time.

Billy Mays sleeps in blue button down shirts.

Billy Mays is secretly blonde.

Billy Mays can sell tuxedos to penguins.

When Billy Mays has nightmares, he dreams he is the shamwow guy.

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