Billy Mays isn't waving his hands around, he's weaving the fabric of time and space.
Billy Mays has dollar signs for pupils.
Billy Mays sells the cookies to Girl Scouts, the popcorn to Boy Scouts, and the mints to Campfire Boys and Girls.
Billy Mays puts the 'sass' back in 'two-hour infomercial'.
Before the FAA, Billy Mays owned the air.
Billy Mays sold round to wheels.
Billy Mays sells the moisture to clouds.
Billy Mays was the first advertiser to sell thunder and lightning as a package deal.
Billy Mays sells stickers to bumpers.
Billy Mays sells the insides to boxes.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
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