Billy Mays Facts

Billy Mays lives inside your TV.

If you're not totally satisfied with your purchase, Billy Mays will come and Awesome Auger your face.

When you buy, Billy knows.

Billy Mays didn't give his wife wedding vows, he gave her a sales pitch.

Billy Mays is a solid investment for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

They don't videotape Billy Mays, Billy Mays teleports himself into your living room with his beard.

Billy Mays' ancestors sold the idea of fire to the other cave men.

Billy Mays is leasing shade to trees.

Billy Mays is the defacto head of the free market.

When Billy Mays dies, they are putting his face on the $19.95 bill.

Billy Mays Facts

Billy Mays can sell stripes to tigers.

Billy Mays is the shout heard round the world.

Billy Mays can sell glue to horses.

Billy Mays is three feet tall.

Billy Mays sells prosthetic beards made from his own beard hair.

Billy Mays has an hour long infomercial on how much he can't believe it's not butter.

Billy Mays in 3-D might grab you through your TV.

Billy Mays is twice the value for half the price.

Billy Mays can do this all day.

Billy Mays Facts

Billy Mays can sell ice to Eskimos.

Billy Mays can sell water to the ocean.

Billy Mays can sell Big City Sliders to McDonald's.

Under Billy Mays' beard is not a chin, but another mouth that shouts, 'Kaboom! And the stain is gone!'

Billy Mays is his own cell phone.

Billy Mays is a football referee in his spare time.

Billy Mays sleeps in blue button down shirts.

Billy Mays is secretly blonde.

Billy Mays can sell tuxedos to penguins.

When Billy Mays has nightmares, he dreams he is the shamwow guy.